I’m really not sure what I’m supposed to do here. Apparently at some point I push buttons?

Watching the silly TVs in the silly place I get my hair cut, and I saw an ad for a law firm that said: “All Accidents - We’ll Come To You!”, which sounds a lot like “We Literally Chase Ambulances! In Our Cars! To Get Your Money!” to me

and if you please, I’ll take you out of the atmosphere

laughingsquid:

Beating the Classic Arcade Game ‘Snake’ in a Mesmerizing Two-Minute Animated GIF

It never occurred to me that Snake… ended.

timeshaiku:

A haiku from the article: Justin Trudeau in His Father’s Footsteps, Only More Uphill

This video shows you how to pronounce Goethe.

merlin:

True ‘dat.

Ouch.

> Waste Cycles Drawing Trendy 3D Junk

laughingsquid:

Types of Coffee, An Illustrated Guide by Pleated-Jeans

expresso expresso expresso expresso expresso expresso expresso expresso expresso expresso

East is East and West is West, and never the twain shall use the same lightbulbs

thanks